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A queer we us: People whisper about the funny shoes you select for various outings...Seems that your spaced-out attention to the clouds, leaves little worry for how your feet look. Pie seas: President Obama will soon be knocking on your door to ask that you take back your vote for him, so that he can step down as President, since it isn't as much fun as he thought it would be. Air ease: Moses will appear to you while riding in a taxi down Park Avenue in NYC sometime in the winter of this year, with a penquin tucked under his arm, singing The Star Spangled Banner. The event will cause grief, and concern among zoo-keepers in Central Park. Tar ass: Your Penchant for work and no play will lead you to become a working partner in an amusement park in South Dakota where the theme will be tuna fish and rye bread. Gem in eye: Both sides of your personality shall merge this year causing people to wonder how it was that you suddenly became a person of stable mind. Can sir?: Your dentist will expire forcing you to display your gapping mouth to your protologist instead. Lee...Oh: A bare-footed girl-scout will float through your window, perch upon your back and sing Ave Maria to you as she shoots jellybeans from her nostrils. Burr go: Your mother will admit to being your father very soon, as your brother anounces that he is really your grandmother from France. This knowledge will compel you to join the French Foreign Legion, and be sent to far reaches of the planet to fight rogue Japanese Beetles. Lee bra: Rosie O'Donald will appear on your roof, in the middle of the night with Chinese take-out, and throw fifty-two eggrolls in the direction of your Uncle Harry, hiding under his car in a French Maid costume. Score pee O: Your best friend will decide to run for President, and you will eagerly join him by putting on your jogging shoes and follow him in a full trot to the local Mall. SaggyTerry Ass: A bogus UPS carrier will deliver a package to you which resembles that of a washing machine carton. Upon opening it, 57 peacocks will fly out and flog you about the head and ankles. The fake UPS guy will jump back into his helicopter, fly away, never to be seen again. Crap a Corn: Corn cobs will squirt out of your butt, causing you to reconsider the rate at which you chew, and consume your food.
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